What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's black and white and red all over?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?