A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?