What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's the opposite of irony?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?