Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the echo get detention?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?