What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
A book just fell on my head.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why is summer always sad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?