What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a dog's favorite book?