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Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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She Needed Her Balance Checked!
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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?