What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
When do astronauts eat?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
