What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?