Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do trees hate going to school?