What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?