Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
