What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?