Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do actors go to pray?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What part of a fish is the most musical?