Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?