Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
