Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?