Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?