Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the frog starve?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?