Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What type of car do planets buy?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?