Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
