Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Can February March?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?