Where do mermaids see movies?
At the dive-in!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do cows like being told jokes?