Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
