Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What vegetables do librarians like?