Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
How does a cow do math?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?