What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did autumn say to summer?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which animal loves to have a good time?