Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?