What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
