What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do tough ducks come from?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?