What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?