What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the echo get detention?