What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Boxing Day.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How did the toad die?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the foal cough?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
