Why can't you trust a pig?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?