What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?