What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What words make the best athletes?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?