How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's the scariest letter?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the holiest insect?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?