Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What words make the best athletes?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What car can't keep a secret?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?