How do frogs get to work?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do fairies always drink?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is the tallest building in the world?