Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What tree has the most bark?