Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?