Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
