Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do jokesters study in college?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a snowman's dog?