What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What type of birds stay together forever?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a happy cowboy?