What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a forklift?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?