What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?