Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
When is Dad's bedtime?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
