Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?