Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?