What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the most determined bird?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?