What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What is another name for a cow?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
