What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What food is a man's best friend?