What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is summer always sad?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.