What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did he change his bike's tires?