Which football team has the coolest helmets?
The ones with the most fans!
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
We had a discussion about roses.
