Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do bunnies stay fit?