What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?