What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Mommy, I'm surf bored.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
