Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?