Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?