Why was the fish so smart?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
