Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?