Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?