What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do snowmen get information?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
