What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's the politest month?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?