What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which family member is always relieved?