What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?