What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What season begins with a thud?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?