What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Can February March?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How long will dinner be?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?