What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?