What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How do you grill cheese?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?