What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
The police had to comb the area.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a henway?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
When do astronauts eat?
What tree has the most bark?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?