What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of music do planets like?