Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which big cat never tells the truth?