Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the holiest insect?