Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What siblings are always sad?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?