Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?