What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the most determined bird?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?