Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?