What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?