You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of bird can write?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a robot's favorite snack?