Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How long will dinner be?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
