What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do you grill cheese?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where does breakfast live?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?