What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't ants get sick?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?