How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How are teens like cats?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Where does water do all its banking?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
