Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What birds make average students?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?