What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What car always breaks the rules?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do bears keep cool?