Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What is the opposite of coffee?