What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?