What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which state has the best streets?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do cats wear to work?
What math figure is also in the band?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?