What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a short cow?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
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What type of bat doesn't fly?
