What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?