What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which subject has two parts?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are winter days great?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
