Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you get straight A's?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What fairy loves to count?