Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the echo get detention?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?