What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What math figure is also in the band?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are books always so angry?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?