Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
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What type of dog loves to take showers?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What words make the best athletes?
