Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?