Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do snowmen get information?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?