What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?