What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
