Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?