What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
They gru-yere up so fast!
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is the most adorable season?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which president loved to take baths?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?