Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who invented fractions?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What game do bats excel at?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?