What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What season begins with a thud?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is another name for a cow?