What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are turtles so shy?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What animal knows kung fu?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?