Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How do hurricanes see?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What car can't keep a secret?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?