What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do goldfish go camping?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?