What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the fish so smart?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?