What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?