When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
