When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?