When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of music do planets like?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?