When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most determined bird?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do books sleep?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?