When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?