Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?