Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is summer always sad?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What school subject really rocks?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What building always gets stains on it?
