How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do bees chew?