What bird is losing its hair?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?