What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did one firefly say to the other?