Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do elves learn in school?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?