What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
