Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do billboards talk?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?