What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
