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What kind of water do fireworks like?
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How does a squid go into battle?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did one firefly say to the other?