What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?