What type of car do planets buy?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do cats love to work?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.