What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the most determined bird?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?