What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the frog starve?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What country has the most fish?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a tired tree?