Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What bird is losing its hair?