What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are winter days great?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?