What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?