How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do hamsters come from?
How does a witch play loud music?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?