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What fish loves to play in a band?
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Why was the mime upset?
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Where do polar bears vote?
How do you make a bandstand?
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What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
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What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
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