What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the math book sad?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
