Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
I broke my finger!
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
