What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
When do mice play every day?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?