How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which fly makes films?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?