Which fish go to heaven when they die?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do cows go on vacation?