What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
When do cows get tired?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?