How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What day do hands always go to church?