How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the elk have great hair?
