What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How does dinner smell?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?