What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are all priests fit?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What dog wears contact lenses?