Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
