Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?