Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What bee is good for your health?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do jokesters study in college?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a vacation at home?
