Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do bees gossip?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Who invented fractions?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How did the coach get his quarterback?