What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?