Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?