Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?