Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Because she wanted her career to take off.
What game do bats excel at?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What does an evil hen lay?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?