Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a silly hill?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?