What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do chips wear socks?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do hurricanes see?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?