Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Because she wanted her career to take off.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's black and white and red all over?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How can you make 7 even?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
