Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Because she wanted her career to take off.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How are mountains able to see?