Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How does a cow do math?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call a smelly horse?