What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What building always gets stains on it?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do amoebas make calls?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How do fleas travel?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?