What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
