Why was the fish so smart?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the noisiest food?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is the smallest lion?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a short cow?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?