What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What nationality are most fish?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?