What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's black and white and red all over?
When should you start writing a book?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How do horses navigate at night?
