What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What makes music in your hair?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are trees so good at interior design?