What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What sweet treat never panics?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?