What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What game do cows play at parties?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do hurricanes see?
