What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the politest month?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is the smallest lion?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?