What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?