What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
How do you make a cow float?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Surprise!!!!
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?